Herr Antrim’s Policies

Let’s be honest. No one actually ever reads the privacy policy or the terms of use for anything they use online. Let me lay it out for the 1% of people who will be bored enough to read this.

Cookies

This site collects cookies. This shows me things like your location, gender, age, and other demographical information. I use this to see who you are and where you are from. Honestly, I just like knowing where my readers/viewers are from.

Privacy Policy

I use Google Analytics. This collects general information about you when you first get to the site. Then it follows you around until you leave my site. It sounds creepy, but think of it like being in a store. An employee happens to be stocking shelves nearby. You see them, they see you. Neither of you know each other and they don’t care what your name is.

The information I collect on this site will never include your email address or your name unless you email me via the contact form or if you purchase something from my online store. This will obviously record your name, as it flat out asks for it on the form. If you don’t want me to know who you are or what your email address is, lie to me about your name or create an extra email account with a fake name just to communicate with me. It’s what all the cool kids are doing nowadays.

The data collected about you is listed on a separate privacy policy, which you can find via the link to Ezoic at the bottom of this page.

Newsletter Privacy Policy

If at any point you give me your email address either by emailing me or by signing up for my newsletter, I will send you stuff from time to time. Click “unsubscribe” at the bottom of the last email you got from me, if you don’t want to receive any more emails.

Ezoic

This site uses Ezoic for a variety of reasons including managing ads and some analytical information. You can read their policy here.

I’m also required to have this other link here that goes to Ezoic’s annual request summary page. I’m sure it is a riveting read.

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Refund Policy

Due to the non-returnable nature of digital products once they’re downloaded, no refunds will be given on any digital products purchased from this site once they have been accessed. You may receive a full refund if you never access the materials you purchase, but once the materials have been downloaded, all sales are final.