Privacy Policy

Let’s be honest. No one actually ever reads the privacy policy or the terms of use for anything they use online. Let me lay it out for the 1% of people who will be bored enough to read this.


This site collects cookies. This shows me things like your location, gender, age, and other demographical information. I use this to see who you are and where you are from. Honestly, I just like knowing where my readers/viewers are from.

Privacy Policy

I use Google Analytics. This collects general information about you when you first get to the site. Then it follows you around until you leave my site. It sounds creepy, but think of it like being in a store. An employee happens to be stocking shelves nearby. You see them, they see you. Neither of you know each other and they don’t care what your name is.

The information I collect on this site will never include your email address or your name unless you email me via the contact form of you purchase something from my online store. This will obviously record your name, as it flat out asks for it on the form. If you don’t want me to know who you are or what your email address is, either lie to me about your name or create an extra email account with a fake name just to communicate with me. It’s what all the cool kids are doing nowadays.

The data collected about you is stored on the platform that hosts this site and by Google Analytics. They are the ones collecting the information to begin with. I just happen to be able to take a peek at it occasionally.

Newsletter Privacy Policy

If at any point you give me your email address either by emailing me or by signing up for my newsletter, I will send you stuff from time to time. Click “unsubscribe” at the bottom of the last email you got from me, if you don’t want to receive any more emails.

If you don’t want me to collect or store information about you, I have no idea how to stop it, as I don’t personally do it. Contact Google to complain to them about it. I seriously don’t know how to help you with that.

Of course, if I have an over abundance of time on my hands (or the Europeans get another hair-brained idea about making a law that forces the entire world to comply to their demands like some sort of weird online hostage situation), I could update this privacy policy. It’s actually incredibly impressive that I even bothered doing it the first time, so the likelihood that this page will ever change is next to zero.

If you have any questions about this policy, you can email me your questions. Keep in mind that, as I mentioned above, you will give me your email and name when you send me an email with your name on it. For some reason, the Europeans thought I needed to spell that out for you. Looks like they have no faith in your ability to reason logically.